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Total Medals Earned: 130 (From 29 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,720 Points

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #6 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal _13 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)

Besterest Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 4/1/14
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
A Winner Is You 10 Points Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Feed Me 10 Points Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
I Like Betty 10 Points Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Jackpot 10 Points Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
One Small Step 10 Points Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Souvenir 10 Points Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Troublemaker 10 Points Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Gropey 25 Points Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Inquisitive 25 Points Look at every single thing in the game.
Speedy 50 Points Finish the game in under 5 minutes.
Backtrack Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dead Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wilson!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Zip Trip Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dancing With The Stars Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/265 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 6/2/12
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Cuboy: Cubeture 2

Fat-Tastic Poetry Unlocked 2/21/12
5 Points
Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Ram Buster Unlocked 2/21/12
5 Points
Scare away the ram
Child Hater Unlocked 2/21/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gladiator, Ready Unlocked 2/21/12
10 Points
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Holy Ship Unlocked 2/21/12
10 Points
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Ultimate Outcast Unlocked 2/21/12
10 Points
Get kicked out of the city
Godly Pal Unlocked 2/21/12
25 Points
Help all of the G-units
Nymphy Blessing Unlocked 2/21/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Perseus Unlocked 2/21/12
25 Points
Fly to mount Olympus
Hi-Five By 5 Points Kill the boatman
Patience, Fortitude 25 Points Don't kill the boatman
Ram God 25 Points Knock out the farm boy
Ultimate Friend 25 Points Complete Hades' game
Cuboy Knievel 50 Points Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Ultimate Hero 100 Points Complete the game
Nymphy Cursing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/16 (125/380 points)

Culmination

Contrast Unlocked 12/16/11
5 Points
Fiddle with the settings
Exhaust LW 5 Points Use all of main Character's attacks
Juggle Clown 5 Points Get a 10 hit Combo
This is too easy 5 Points Complete Normal Mode
exhaust VL 10 Points Use all Vandier's attacks
Juggle Blade 10 Points Get a 20 hit Combo
Pit of Doom 10 Points Force 5 enemies to fall to death
Slaughter 10 Points Kill all eneimies
Special Expert 10 Points Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds
This is more like it 10 Points Complete Hard Mode
Destiny 25 Points Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde
Orb Hunter 25 Points Collect 100 orbs
Pit of Death 25 Points Force 10 enemies to fall to death
Special Master 25 Points Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds
Juggle King 50 Points Get a 50 hit Combo
Rebel Scum 50 Points Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior
Speed Demon 50 Points Complete Culmination in 8 minutes
God of this world 100 Points Collect all Awards
Juggle God 100 Points Get a 60 hit Combo
Undefeated 100 Points Complete Culmination without dying

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/630 points)

Elf Story

Baseball Bat Unlocked 3/19/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 3/19/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Start Unlocked 3/19/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword 5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Shrunken Head 25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 3/44 (15/500 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Slime Splatter Unlocked 5/15/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditor 5 Points Check out the credits page.
Banker 10 Points Save up 50,000 gold.
Barbarian 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Beast Tamer 10 Points Scan 25 foes.
Brute 10 Points Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Card Flipper 10 Points Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Card Wizard 10 Points Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Equip Dealer 10 Points Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Equip Fan 10 Points Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Equip Master 10 Points Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Fat Cat 10 Points Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Greedy Cat 10 Points Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Helper 10 Points Complete 10 sidequests.
Hoarder 10 Points Save up 10,000 gold.
Level Builder 10 Points Get a player up to level 10.
Level Grinder 10 Points Get a player up to level 30.
Narwhal Rider 10 Points Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Narwhal Surfer 10 Points Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Power Leveler 10 Points Get a player up to level 20.
Rock Dodger 10 Points Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Ruffian 10 Points Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Savage 10 Points Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Skeleton Killer 10 Points Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Skeleton Proof 10 Points Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Tasker 10 Points Complete 20 sidequests.
Untouchable 10 Points Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Ancient Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Beast Hunter 25 Points Scan 50 foes.
Burnt Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Forest Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Frozen Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Nouveau Riche 25 Points Save up 250,000 gold.
Pirate Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Quester 25 Points Complete all sidequests.
Slayer 25 Points Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Find all treasure chests in town.
Beast Scholar 50 Points Scan all foes.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Legend 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Savior 100 Points Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Berserker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cat Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Learner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Narwhal Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pig Molester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Artist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blacksmith Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doomsday Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fatty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Genesis Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nuke Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ragnarok Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shopper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Squire Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Swordsman Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Warrior Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Knight Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lord Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/1,000 points)

Freak o' Lantern

Assault And Battery Unlocked 10/21/13
5 Points
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Canine Evasion 5 Points Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Air Time 10 Points Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Extreme Extremity 10 Points Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Moar Candy! 10 Points Steal a total of 20k candies.
Mutation In Bulk 10 Points Equip 3 perks at once.
Punk Buster 25 Points Kill 50 bullies.
Wicked Efficiency 25 Points Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Ambush Mayhem 50 Points Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Candy Apocalypse 50 Points Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Gruesome Excellence 50 Points Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Man's Best Friend 50 Points Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Monstrous Perfection 50 Points Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Mother Dearest 50 Points Take care of Mother...
Legendary Terror 100 Points Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.

Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)

Friday: The Game

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 2/26/13
5 Points
Disco inferno
Cereal Killer Unlocked 2/26/13
5 Points
What a nutty way to die!
DERP! Unlocked 2/26/13
5 Points
Fail at typing
Have a Nice Trip! Unlocked 2/26/13
5 Points
See you next FALL!
Oh Poop Unlocked 2/26/13
5 Points
Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop II Unlocked 2/26/13
5 Points
You found some poo!
Oh Poop III Unlocked 2/26/13
5 Points
Well, at least now you fit into
Road Kill Unlocked 2/26/13
5 Points
Fall out of the car.
Suicide Unlocked 2/26/13
5 Points
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
ZAP! Unlocked 2/26/13
5 Points
What a SHOCKING experience!
Going Viral Unlocked 2/26/13
10 Points
Based on a true story.
Partyin, Partyin, NO! Unlocked 2/26/13
25 Points
Just say NO !
Poop Princess Unlocked 2/26/13
25 Points
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic Unlocked 2/26/13
25 Points
Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin Unlocked 2/26/13
50 Points
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic Unlocked 2/26/13
50 Points
Lose in every way possible.
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! Unlocked 2/26/13
50 Points
Get to the party!
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Unlocked 2/26/13
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)

Hungry Gamers

Grab Bag Unlocked 4/13/12
5 Points
Grab the bag!
To the Dogs Unlocked 4/13/12
100 Points
Defeat Cato
Alliance 10 Points Form an alliance.
Arrows Get 10 Points Defeat Glimmer
Crowd Pleaser 25 Points You call that a kiss?

Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)